Electric Wizard is so good. Why can't everything be so sludgy?
Anyway I've basically abandoned this thing.
It was a failed experiment in all purpose blogging!
I realize now, that I am a terrible blogger. This thing is suspended until further notice.
pease
Monday, November 15, 2010
Monday, May 10, 2010
so it occurs to me as I'm sitting here, utterly failing to muster the motivation required to complete my final Turkey exam (though not the final assignment) that I have had a pretty wild ride here.
It was a pretty gutsy decision to go all the way out to the middle of Iowa, to a college I had only heard of about a year prior, to a group of complete strangers WITHOUT a coherent idea of just what the hell I would be doing there.
I can't help but feel that a lot of my life has been dumb luck, and that many of the stories I could tell from this place would require so much back story that I am afraid they will be lost as I resign myself never to tell them.
My advice to any readers I might have, is to explore empty spaces. You never know where you're going to find places like Grinnell, where everyone is completely unaware of the outside world but somehow still connected to it.
I no longer feel constrained by this place, as I once did. It is sad that I must leave soon. Oh well.
It was a pretty gutsy decision to go all the way out to the middle of Iowa, to a college I had only heard of about a year prior, to a group of complete strangers WITHOUT a coherent idea of just what the hell I would be doing there.
I can't help but feel that a lot of my life has been dumb luck, and that many of the stories I could tell from this place would require so much back story that I am afraid they will be lost as I resign myself never to tell them.
My advice to any readers I might have, is to explore empty spaces. You never know where you're going to find places like Grinnell, where everyone is completely unaware of the outside world but somehow still connected to it.
I no longer feel constrained by this place, as I once did. It is sad that I must leave soon. Oh well.
Sunday, April 25, 2010
Unknown Assailant
It occurs to me, after a little hindsight, just how fucking ridiculous Unknown Assailant's (possibly) final show actually was.
It featured:
1. Wizard Humping
2. Me in a dress
3. Lots of feedback
4. Drunkenly imploring the audience to remove their earplugs at exactly the moment when we would be loudest
5. Inviting the crowd to touch Joel Coats, our sometimes lead singer.
6. Demanding the audience find me another guitar cable, then angrily grabbing one I saw on the ground anyway
7. Volume and aggression that drove away even my dearest friends
8. General drunken belligerence of the sort that made our actions completely unpredictable
9. A climactic feedback passage which ended in my dramatic disrobing, to absolutely no ones approval
10. Our drummer drinking a 1/4 of handle of Vodka during our 20-30 minute set.
And all of this was done on absolutely zero budget with NO ONE in the audience
Fun times, I wish I had started doing this thing earlier.
It featured:
1. Wizard Humping
2. Me in a dress
3. Lots of feedback
4. Drunkenly imploring the audience to remove their earplugs at exactly the moment when we would be loudest
5. Inviting the crowd to touch Joel Coats, our sometimes lead singer.
6. Demanding the audience find me another guitar cable, then angrily grabbing one I saw on the ground anyway
7. Volume and aggression that drove away even my dearest friends
8. General drunken belligerence of the sort that made our actions completely unpredictable
9. A climactic feedback passage which ended in my dramatic disrobing, to absolutely no ones approval
10. Our drummer drinking a 1/4 of handle of Vodka during our 20-30 minute set.
And all of this was done on absolutely zero budget with NO ONE in the audience
Fun times, I wish I had started doing this thing earlier.
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Sunday, February 21, 2010
So basically last night my friend Rick and I ventured out all over campus looking to score lots of booze in our bodies. We ended up drinking quite a lot by human standards.
Anyway we started the night off with the Boulevard's The Sixth Glass which comes in at a pretty mighty (well not anymore but no one can really afford/find this stuff anyway) 10.5% it set us both up for success at the Zombieland drinking game.
After that the night gets out of control and though I remember all of it I'd rather we just hit the fast forward button and move right to where I was waving Mardi Gras beads around and screaming at people to "show me their titties!" It was quite the adventure.
Anyway it was a shit show and I ended up having to walk a great distance to and from Phoenix House to make sure Rick was alright.
Also this is good news! Though it comes a little late for me I'm afraid.
Anyway we started the night off with the Boulevard's The Sixth Glass which comes in at a pretty mighty (well not anymore but no one can really afford/find this stuff anyway) 10.5% it set us both up for success at the Zombieland drinking game.
After that the night gets out of control and though I remember all of it I'd rather we just hit the fast forward button and move right to where I was waving Mardi Gras beads around and screaming at people to "show me their titties!" It was quite the adventure.
Anyway it was a shit show and I ended up having to walk a great distance to and from Phoenix House to make sure Rick was alright.
Also this is good news! Though it comes a little late for me I'm afraid.
Monday, February 15, 2010
Snuggie!
So about a week ago I was complaining to my parents that Iowa is cold all of the time. At this point in my Iowa career all this means is that I'm in a pouty mood about nothing in particular and I need a concrete concept to latch onto, namely cold weather.
Now I'm not one to be particularly against the cold, as a matter of fact I take a rather masochistic pleasure in it. The colder it is outside, the more masculine I am for not complaining about it. The problem is I always do complain about it, primarily because I need something to complain about.
Well anyway my mother and I have a running joke that every time I complain about how cold it is in my room (which is my own fault for leaving the window open for hours at a time) she says she'll send me a Snuggie to help keep me warm but really it's to get me to shut up.
Well this time she actually did it.
I know, it's weird huh? Apparently these things are really cheap and easy to come by. I assumed from their notoriety that they were a ridiculous luxury reserved only for the truly stupid. Instead they are a ridiculously stupid perfectly priced for mothers with a well developed sense of irony and sarcasm to send to their smart ass sons.
But here's the thing, I fucking love it!
No seriously when I opened up the package it was in I burst out giggling. Yes giggling, not laughing like a normal person, giggling like I was 5. I kept this up even through German table where I had to explain to a math professor what a Snuggie even was. He looked at me strange and more than definitely judged me.
When I finally got back to my room to open it up and put it on I could barely contain myself. I had already excitedly shown it to a couple of my friends (and a stranger who isn't too much of a stranger) so I was dying to put it on. Needless to say the experience was ridiculous. Despite having about an hour to get over how ridiculous it was that my mother actually sent me a Snuggie I was still reeling from the giddiness. Putting on the Snuggie sent me into a fit of giggling that lasted about 5 minutes, which is really long considering no one was around to appreciate it with me. I immediately phoned my mother to thank her for the generous gift and to catch up (I am a terrible son who never calls his mother). She and I had a good long laugh and she ended up being late for a meeting (sorry mom). I sat around being unproductive in my room for a good two hours before I realized I was still wearing the damn thing, which brings me to my main point:
The Snuggie is a very dangerous thing to have around.
I'm not one to lay about during the week, especially because I am a busy busy man, but something about the Snuggie seems to slip you into a dimension where time means nothing and the only valuable commodity is snuggles. It as if one is transported back to one's early youth when all that mattered was mother's loving embrace and the promise of cookies in the near future.
The Snuggie also encourages the same kind of interaction between people that a five year old would have. When Will came up to see if I wanted to go to dinner I couldn't stop laughing and jumping up and down for a solid 4 or 5 minutes. The new girl on our floor thought it was adorable. Everyone else thought it was just silly.
Anyway to help get a better grasp of the Snuggie I have decided to prepare a list of pros and cons of the Snuggie
Pros (before hoes):
1. It's a fucking Snuggie. It's sole purpose is to make you happy.
2. Sometimes acting like you are 5 is kind of fun
3. It actually is really useful up here, especially because I sleep naked and it gets cold at night.
Cons:
1. You can get the same result (and actually much more comfortably) by just wearing a bathrobe backwards and cutting off the tags.
2. Snuggies create a TON of static electricity. I mean a TON. Every time I remove the Snuggie it pulls at my hair. This is clearly a sign that the Snuggie is trying to bond with my symbiotically.
3. The fabric isn't really ALL that comfortable and is actually of fairly poor quality. I doubt this thing costs much more than a few dollars to make and will probably not last me all that long.
4. I am about to enter the professional world (more or less). Behaving like a 5 year old, while fun, is grossly inappropriate.
5. You look like a fucking idiot while wearing it. There's just no way around this. The Snuggie is a formless and ungainly garment clearly intended for shut ins and old people. Advertisements featuring its use outside are grossly exaggerated as there is no way any self respecting person would leave the house wearing a Snuggie. (Ok so that isn't true, but whatever. Fuck you People of Walmart).
So anyway, the Snuggie will enjoy intensive use for about a week or so until it gets mixed in with the general clutter of my floor and I forget about it.
whatever
Now I'm not one to be particularly against the cold, as a matter of fact I take a rather masochistic pleasure in it. The colder it is outside, the more masculine I am for not complaining about it. The problem is I always do complain about it, primarily because I need something to complain about.
Well anyway my mother and I have a running joke that every time I complain about how cold it is in my room (which is my own fault for leaving the window open for hours at a time) she says she'll send me a Snuggie to help keep me warm but really it's to get me to shut up.
Well this time she actually did it.
I know, it's weird huh? Apparently these things are really cheap and easy to come by. I assumed from their notoriety that they were a ridiculous luxury reserved only for the truly stupid. Instead they are a ridiculously stupid perfectly priced for mothers with a well developed sense of irony and sarcasm to send to their smart ass sons.
But here's the thing, I fucking love it!
No seriously when I opened up the package it was in I burst out giggling. Yes giggling, not laughing like a normal person, giggling like I was 5. I kept this up even through German table where I had to explain to a math professor what a Snuggie even was. He looked at me strange and more than definitely judged me.
When I finally got back to my room to open it up and put it on I could barely contain myself. I had already excitedly shown it to a couple of my friends (and a stranger who isn't too much of a stranger) so I was dying to put it on. Needless to say the experience was ridiculous. Despite having about an hour to get over how ridiculous it was that my mother actually sent me a Snuggie I was still reeling from the giddiness. Putting on the Snuggie sent me into a fit of giggling that lasted about 5 minutes, which is really long considering no one was around to appreciate it with me. I immediately phoned my mother to thank her for the generous gift and to catch up (I am a terrible son who never calls his mother). She and I had a good long laugh and she ended up being late for a meeting (sorry mom). I sat around being unproductive in my room for a good two hours before I realized I was still wearing the damn thing, which brings me to my main point:
The Snuggie is a very dangerous thing to have around.
I'm not one to lay about during the week, especially because I am a busy busy man, but something about the Snuggie seems to slip you into a dimension where time means nothing and the only valuable commodity is snuggles. It as if one is transported back to one's early youth when all that mattered was mother's loving embrace and the promise of cookies in the near future.
The Snuggie also encourages the same kind of interaction between people that a five year old would have. When Will came up to see if I wanted to go to dinner I couldn't stop laughing and jumping up and down for a solid 4 or 5 minutes. The new girl on our floor thought it was adorable. Everyone else thought it was just silly.
Anyway to help get a better grasp of the Snuggie I have decided to prepare a list of pros and cons of the Snuggie
Pros (before hoes):
1. It's a fucking Snuggie. It's sole purpose is to make you happy.
2. Sometimes acting like you are 5 is kind of fun
3. It actually is really useful up here, especially because I sleep naked and it gets cold at night.
Cons:
1. You can get the same result (and actually much more comfortably) by just wearing a bathrobe backwards and cutting off the tags.
2. Snuggies create a TON of static electricity. I mean a TON. Every time I remove the Snuggie it pulls at my hair. This is clearly a sign that the Snuggie is trying to bond with my symbiotically.
3. The fabric isn't really ALL that comfortable and is actually of fairly poor quality. I doubt this thing costs much more than a few dollars to make and will probably not last me all that long.
4. I am about to enter the professional world (more or less). Behaving like a 5 year old, while fun, is grossly inappropriate.
5. You look like a fucking idiot while wearing it. There's just no way around this. The Snuggie is a formless and ungainly garment clearly intended for shut ins and old people. Advertisements featuring its use outside are grossly exaggerated as there is no way any self respecting person would leave the house wearing a Snuggie. (Ok so that isn't true, but whatever. Fuck you People of Walmart).
So anyway, the Snuggie will enjoy intensive use for about a week or so until it gets mixed in with the general clutter of my floor and I forget about it.
whatever
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Sugar Shock is definitely happening
So because the dining hall does a better job of remembering Valentines Day than me (I'm kidding, I always know when it is so I know exactly when to whine about how I don't actually care about Valentines Day when I open up my mailbox to find exactly zero valentines) they had the traditional decorate your own cookie day. I hate the cookies they make here so I opted for my favorite parts of the frosted cookie, the frosting and toppings. I grabbed a bowl and filled it up with three kinds of frosting (red, white and pink) and all of the toppings that would fit into the bowl. Ironically all that happened was that every scoop became more revolting than the last. The frosting was watery and grainy at the same time and the lemon drops completely overwhelmed the other toppings.
Right now I'm passing in and out of a sugar coma, which I didn't even know was possible (it probably isn't) and struggling to find German articles about the iPad to incorporate into my lesson today.
Also Nathan Clubb, probably one of nearest and dearest friends, walked up behind me as I was sitting in my underwear today and thought it would be hilarious to spook me. Unfortunately for him he was still drunk (11:15 AM) and reeked of booze. He called me last night at 3:34 to see if I wanted to hang out, I didn't pick up the phone. We're keeping a tally of how often he shows up to work hung over. His shift at the library starts at 9 PM, he's already done it once.
Right now I'm passing in and out of a sugar coma, which I didn't even know was possible (it probably isn't) and struggling to find German articles about the iPad to incorporate into my lesson today.
Also Nathan Clubb, probably one of nearest and dearest friends, walked up behind me as I was sitting in my underwear today and thought it would be hilarious to spook me. Unfortunately for him he was still drunk (11:15 AM) and reeked of booze. He called me last night at 3:34 to see if I wanted to hang out, I didn't pick up the phone. We're keeping a tally of how often he shows up to work hung over. His shift at the library starts at 9 PM, he's already done it once.
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
I can't imagine how this tastes. At that level of alcohol it would be dangerous to drink the whole thing, and at that price you couldn't afford to do it by yourself anyway. I think I've read about this particular beer before and I wasn't too impressed with the sound of it. As much as I like highly alcoholic beers (they have a taste you wouldn't believe) I think anything beyond 20% might be pushing it. Then again I've never had anything greater than 18% (to my knowledge) in beer so who knows. In any case it certainly isn't a session beer, nor is it an available one since it sold out quickly after only 80 or so bottles were produced.
Been speaking a lot of German lately, it's been pleasing me. My final semester at Grinnell has been going smoothly, I only have one real class to speak of (German Senior Seminar) and even that isn't too intense. It turns out I have a talent for coming up with fun activities for teaching Latin, despite not knowing any Latin. I'm not sure how this came about but I'm not going to start learning any Latin now. That would be silly.
Also I found a ton of good music blogs to read about metal and free jazz. The two are very closely linked in my head which is good because there's this band I found today called Shining which actually plays black metal and free jazz together. They're really good.
Been speaking a lot of German lately, it's been pleasing me. My final semester at Grinnell has been going smoothly, I only have one real class to speak of (German Senior Seminar) and even that isn't too intense. It turns out I have a talent for coming up with fun activities for teaching Latin, despite not knowing any Latin. I'm not sure how this came about but I'm not going to start learning any Latin now. That would be silly.
Also I found a ton of good music blogs to read about metal and free jazz. The two are very closely linked in my head which is good because there's this band I found today called Shining which actually plays black metal and free jazz together. They're really good.
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Avatar ripped off Dinotopia!
So to counter the effects of Avatar's overblown scenery (seriously) I'm listening to Minutemen. Well not anymore, but they did provide a nice counterpoint. Double Nickels on the Dime was recorded for much less than Avatar's production and marketing budget. I would go so far as to say that DNotD could have been recorded at least a million times over on Avatar's budget.
But anyway that is immaterial.
What is material here is a serious discussion of how much Avatar disappointed while still staying somewhat of an enjoyable film. Sure the plot is flimsy, the imagery overwrought and the acting hammy but still somewhere beneath the mess lies at least the promise of an interesting movie.
Avatar isn't bad per se, it's just not very good. I'm not a huge Cameron fan, but he has his worth. His previous films have all shown that throwing a lot of money at a film doesn't have to necessarily mean it sucks, and I think that with time we'll view Avatar differently than we do now. Cameron halfheartedly tosses a bunch of themes (anti-war, environmentalism, orientalism) into a pot and boils them with a big helping of cgi nonsense, but he clearly does it with some kind of passion. Cameron wanted very badly to make this film good, but he just had too much on his plate to make it worth. For starters the film carries so much detail it almost requires a separate primer. The Na'vi society had the potential to be a very interesting account of a culture, and if the film had concentrated on one man's process of self-discovery in said culture it would have been a much better film. However Cameron has already established that the film's humans must antagonize the natives and rather than balance the two ideas equally Cameron fast forwards through the former and focuses intently on the latter. The idea of humans living on the frontier, especially one as supposedly harsh as Pandora, could have also made for an interesting film. The way humanity relates to its environment, both peacefully and forcefully, would have also provided an interesting (and much leaner) film.
Instead Cameron tries to shove both (and more) into 162 minutes of insincere lushness and mediocre acting. I've read that sequels are more than likely forthcoming, but really I don't see how the story has any place to go.
Oh and Avatar's theft from Dinotopia is totally real. If you really care you can ask me about it, I don't really feel like going into it here.
But anyway that is immaterial.
What is material here is a serious discussion of how much Avatar disappointed while still staying somewhat of an enjoyable film. Sure the plot is flimsy, the imagery overwrought and the acting hammy but still somewhere beneath the mess lies at least the promise of an interesting movie.
Avatar isn't bad per se, it's just not very good. I'm not a huge Cameron fan, but he has his worth. His previous films have all shown that throwing a lot of money at a film doesn't have to necessarily mean it sucks, and I think that with time we'll view Avatar differently than we do now. Cameron halfheartedly tosses a bunch of themes (anti-war, environmentalism, orientalism) into a pot and boils them with a big helping of cgi nonsense, but he clearly does it with some kind of passion. Cameron wanted very badly to make this film good, but he just had too much on his plate to make it worth. For starters the film carries so much detail it almost requires a separate primer. The Na'vi society had the potential to be a very interesting account of a culture, and if the film had concentrated on one man's process of self-discovery in said culture it would have been a much better film. However Cameron has already established that the film's humans must antagonize the natives and rather than balance the two ideas equally Cameron fast forwards through the former and focuses intently on the latter. The idea of humans living on the frontier, especially one as supposedly harsh as Pandora, could have also made for an interesting film. The way humanity relates to its environment, both peacefully and forcefully, would have also provided an interesting (and much leaner) film.
Instead Cameron tries to shove both (and more) into 162 minutes of insincere lushness and mediocre acting. I've read that sequels are more than likely forthcoming, but really I don't see how the story has any place to go.
Oh and Avatar's theft from Dinotopia is totally real. If you really care you can ask me about it, I don't really feel like going into it here.
Saturday, January 16, 2010
Jeffrey Lewis is coming to my campus and you are jealous to the point of murder
MY MURDER
I'm going to play bocce with my dad tomorrow, I can't wait. I love afternoons lazing about in the sun hurling large balls at smaller ones and drinking beer, then riding back home. It will be good times.
The River by Jeffrey Lewis and Diane Cluck is a very good song.
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
I'M DRUUUUUNK
So I totally finally met some sane friends of my brothers tonight it was AWESOME.
they were nice, and jewish, which is good because let's face it if you have to have a good group of friends from a single social group it needs to be jews.
anyway Peter Fox ist fucking toll. Er schnopft die Asche wie Koks, oder wieso man es buchstabiert.
guten morgen Berlin du kannst so heßlich sein und so weiter
I think it's an ß and not ss, you should learn German and tell me FUCKING I AM A GERMAN MAJOR YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT I AM DOING
oh man we had so many free beers and gardettos tonight guys it was awesome
a stranger commented on my blog, I am getting famous, I might have to delve deeper into myself in order to preserve my INTEGRITY. It would be a shame if I pandered to an AUDIENCE
shit I need to go back to Berlin, it was my favorite city in the world by far
oh shit this song is so good, how do I put my shit on stumble, not my blog but my shit, my actual feces that goes into the toilet. please tell me
YYAAAYAYAYYA JACK DANIELS
ok so for new years I was a fucking idiot, there is a Jack Daniels Green which is totally a different thing than the regular Jack Daniels, sorry Nathan I guess I screwed up. But what I bought was about 3 dollars cheaper AND COULD YOU EVEN TASTE A FUCKING DIFFERENCE I THOUGHT NOT
This is a pretty good article
also this guy seemed pretty exciting
they were nice, and jewish, which is good because let's face it if you have to have a good group of friends from a single social group it needs to be jews.
anyway Peter Fox ist fucking toll. Er schnopft die Asche wie Koks, oder wieso man es buchstabiert.
guten morgen Berlin du kannst so heßlich sein und so weiter
I think it's an ß and not ss, you should learn German and tell me FUCKING I AM A GERMAN MAJOR YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT I AM DOING
oh man we had so many free beers and gardettos tonight guys it was awesome
a stranger commented on my blog, I am getting famous, I might have to delve deeper into myself in order to preserve my INTEGRITY. It would be a shame if I pandered to an AUDIENCE
shit I need to go back to Berlin, it was my favorite city in the world by far
oh shit this song is so good, how do I put my shit on stumble, not my blog but my shit, my actual feces that goes into the toilet. please tell me
YYAAAYAYAYYA JACK DANIELS
ok so for new years I was a fucking idiot, there is a Jack Daniels Green which is totally a different thing than the regular Jack Daniels, sorry Nathan I guess I screwed up. But what I bought was about 3 dollars cheaper AND COULD YOU EVEN TASTE A FUCKING DIFFERENCE I THOUGHT NOT
This is a pretty good article
also this guy seemed pretty exciting
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
I think if I was ever to become a hobo, or one who rides the rails, I would not be a singing hobo, or even a killing hobo. No, I would be a dirty hobo with shit in his pants rather than a song in his heart. Instead of friendship and camaraderie with other hobos I would go out of my way to ride in cars by myself and bite anyone who rode with me. I'd break whatever hobo code there is, and if it doesn't exist I would create it just so that I could break it.
If anyone asked I would explain what it is I'm all about, but I would never explain it to other hobos. My catchphrase would involve something about breaking all the rules or not doing anything by the book. I imagine that I would think of myself as some sort of rogue hobo/police detective from the 70s who is a reckless driver.
I think what I'm trying to say is that I would be a pretty bad hobo. Definitely not the worst hobo though.
I managed to get through all of today without any alcohol. It was my brother's 21st which makes it even weirder. I guess I just really wanted that iced tea at dinner I guess.
If anyone asked I would explain what it is I'm all about, but I would never explain it to other hobos. My catchphrase would involve something about breaking all the rules or not doing anything by the book. I imagine that I would think of myself as some sort of rogue hobo/police detective from the 70s who is a reckless driver.
I think what I'm trying to say is that I would be a pretty bad hobo. Definitely not the worst hobo though.
I managed to get through all of today without any alcohol. It was my brother's 21st which makes it even weirder. I guess I just really wanted that iced tea at dinner I guess.
Sunday, January 3, 2010
So I had some beer today, it was pretty good. I drank a Stone IPA, which my brother correctly identified as being the same as Hop Stoopid Ale. I also drank a Paulaner wheat because I wanted it and the Stag's Head pub had it. When I got home I had a bottle of coffee porter from Real Ale, followed by a swig of Jack Daniels. At dinner I had 3 glasses of wine.
I say all of this because my brother, who I found out is a hophead like myself (my father's words not mine) celebrates his 21st birthday. He has pledged to begin the night with 2 100 oz drums of (hard) liquor purchased from the Velvet Melvin pub. I sincerely hope that he survives if he does not end up in jail. I worry about him from time to time.
Much to my surprise the Westboro Baptist Church was out protesting in front of the Houston Jewish Community Center this afternoon. I don't know why they were there at that point in time, the JCC has been there longer than I have been alive, as has the Westboro Baptist church. They were waving the standard God Hates Fags signs, as well as some that claimed the Jews Killed Jesus. Though I'm sure the JCC is accepting of all sexual orientations I was not aware that it had any specific homosexual agenda, and we all know that the Jews didn't kill Jesus, I did. (KIDDING).
Anyway they had to leave before 3, because that's when the Jews for Jesus guys set up shop. I don't even want to know how those two groups would have gotten along. At least I'm assuming that's why they had to leave. Who knows, who cares. I'm just worried that we'll get more protest groups in our quiet little Jewish neighborhood.
Also the Menil was pretty cool, if you haven't already you should probably see the frescos in the Byzantine chapel. Rumor has it they were stolen from someone way back when and are being shipped back to Greece or something. I can't verify this but my father seems to think it's true. He's usually pretty reliable so whatever. Even if they aren't being shipped back they're really cool and if you're already in the area it's just a short walk to see them.
Also fuck Cy Twombly. All I'm sayin
I say all of this because my brother, who I found out is a hophead like myself (my father's words not mine) celebrates his 21st birthday. He has pledged to begin the night with 2 100 oz drums of (hard) liquor purchased from the Velvet Melvin pub. I sincerely hope that he survives if he does not end up in jail. I worry about him from time to time.
Much to my surprise the Westboro Baptist Church was out protesting in front of the Houston Jewish Community Center this afternoon. I don't know why they were there at that point in time, the JCC has been there longer than I have been alive, as has the Westboro Baptist church. They were waving the standard God Hates Fags signs, as well as some that claimed the Jews Killed Jesus. Though I'm sure the JCC is accepting of all sexual orientations I was not aware that it had any specific homosexual agenda, and we all know that the Jews didn't kill Jesus, I did. (KIDDING).
Anyway they had to leave before 3, because that's when the Jews for Jesus guys set up shop. I don't even want to know how those two groups would have gotten along. At least I'm assuming that's why they had to leave. Who knows, who cares. I'm just worried that we'll get more protest groups in our quiet little Jewish neighborhood.
Also the Menil was pretty cool, if you haven't already you should probably see the frescos in the Byzantine chapel. Rumor has it they were stolen from someone way back when and are being shipped back to Greece or something. I can't verify this but my father seems to think it's true. He's usually pretty reliable so whatever. Even if they aren't being shipped back they're really cool and if you're already in the area it's just a short walk to see them.
Also fuck Cy Twombly. All I'm sayin
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